Shit Tina Fey’s Five Year Old Daughter Says
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May232012
4PM
Spiderman no
spidy stop das gay
spidey pls
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May222012
These are the things that go on in my head.
YOUR HEAD IS AWESOME.
awesome <3
STEEEEEVE
Oh Steve…
Sobbing because Steve
I just understood Steve’s one! :(
steeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEE
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11AM
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5AM
But I do get inspired by people who seem to really live the example that their trying to set. There are several people in my life who have been that kind of example. When I was nine I had a lot of paper routes…..On one of my paper routes was this guy Mr. H who owned the radio station in town. And one day when I was collecting payment at the end of the week, Mr. H came out and introduced himself to me and my younger brother was coming along with me. And for some reason we chatted for a minute and he somehow learned we didn’t live with my father that I was being raised by a single mother. And he had this sort of ached look on his face. He’s an old man, he’s about 70 at that point and the reason he had that sort of down trotted look was because he had for a long time been a surrogate father to a lot of young boys who didn’t have dads around. Um and he’d given it up, because it had been too much work for him, but then he saw us and was like, “Uh, I have to do this again don’t I?” And then he was so unbelievably sweet and generous with us. He tried to teach us Chinese; we’d go over to his little workshop couple times a week and he taught us how to wire electric motors and how to make little balsa wood boats. He would take us out to eat at restaurants which we didn’t have money for with our mom, so it was always this really special treat for us. It was just such a generous and meaningful act. He never asked for anything in return. We moved to another county we didn’t see him much for about a year and stopped by to give him some Christmas presents. His wife came to the door and he had passed away…but it was such a generous act to basically a stranger. So I took inspiration from him and he served as a grandfather to us for several years. I like stuff like that.[x]
4AM
Please just take photoshop away from me
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4AM
I also finished/mailed that commission before I left. Colours are a bit off from the scan though and I’m tooooo tired to correct it.
3AM
Starry Night by Vincent VanGogh (above) and reimagined by Alex Ruiz (below)
Oh my god…
I can’t even put into words how beautiful this is
I’m in awe.
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3AM
steve rogers: the only man to ever solve de-aged identity crisis’ with face graffiti
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2AM
Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for murder, and how they'd do it.
- Aries: A knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face; most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead.
- Taurus: Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know," phrases while doing it.
- Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon-- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.
- Cancer: They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.
- Leo: They'd make a whole sport of it-- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as you're torn to shreds.
- Virgo: They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.
- Libra: Similar to Virgo, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.
- Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.
- Sagittarius: Beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.
- Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired Virgo to hide the evidence.
- Aquarius: It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.
- Pisces: They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolong it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.
2AM
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
Remember what you did to Marnie?
Remember my name?
Remember remember the fifth of November?
Remember?
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1AM
nerdyawkwardglasses!tony and jockartstudent!steve AU thing hehehHAHEHAE
tony’s around 16-17, steve’s probably 19-20, they’re probably in college, or something. 8) cackle
this is also for the benefit of calciseptine whoooo wrooote a little bit on this verse which can be FOUND HERE IT IS THE CUTEST THING GO GO READ
1AM
“Shut up, Mycroft! You won’t understand!
Touch me, save my life
Come on and turn me on
I’m too young to die
Come on and turn me on
Turn me on
Turn me on
Turn me on
Turn me on
Turn me on”
Can’t you see I’m having Minaj feels, bro
12AM
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”
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