iwillfucknepeta:

pimpeta-slap:

mrv4n1ll4m1lksh4k3:

pimpeta-slap:

Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”

kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person

*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

I’m Clara Oswald. I’m the Impossible Girl. I was born to save the Doctor.

(Source: snogbox)

deduce-you-fools:

I AM ACTUALLY CRYING

[x]

trinawolfy:

WHERE IS THIS PLACE

I MUST GO THERE

Hmmm. I think I’ll take an Epic Shrimp and Crab Battle for Righteousness with a Holy Materia, and follow that up with (this is where it gets really difficult) a Donut Plains Lollipop with Oreo Icing and Chunks. If I am miraculously still hungry, then I’ll also have an individual order of EXP Gourmet Popcorn.

Seriously, if I ever have a reason to be in Vancouver…

rejectmediocrity:

sharnacious:

When I first got to Seattle, I took a walk around my new neighbourhood, Greenlake, to get to know the place. And by that I mean I went and found the nearest fro-yo shop. As I was rounding the corner back to my house I saw the most glorious thing sitting on the sidewalk: that cat, right there. That glorious, weird-faced cat. He came right up to me and we had a cuddle and I made sure to take a picture. Mostly because how can you verbally describe that face, am I right? 

I went inside and was all, “So, Lauren, there’s this weird looking cat.” And she’s all, “The white shaved one with the face?” And I was all, “YEAH!” That’s how that conversation went. She told me that he hangs around the neighbourhood and is super friendly. 

After that, every time I left the house or came home, I was hoping to run into the cat again. When I went out the other day for a walk (read: to get fro-yo), he was across the street chillin’. Maybe a little bit of illin’. (I have no idea what that means.) But this time he had a name tag.

AND IT SAID “MISTER FACE”.

Holy shit. That may be the most perfect name for that cat. I can’t even… Ugh, too good. 

Anyway, I think Mister Face should be famous on the Internet. He’s obviously way more fantastic than all those other Internet cats (sorry beloved Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but it’s true). The only problem is that I’m afraid of Reddit. And everyone knows Reddit is how cats become famous. 

So somebody who is not afraid of Reddit should post some pictures of Mister Face so he can become famous. Then when people are all, “Excuse me, ma’am, could you hold the elevator for me?” I can be all, “Um, I discovered Mister Face. What have you done?” as the door closes in their face. 

MR….FACE….

There are no words to describe that cat. He is fabulous. His name is fabulous.

Of course, his name also reminds me of Mangaminx’s Let’s Play of Amnesia: The Dark Descent, featuring Mr. Face and Mr. Tall. I will admit, the cat does look like Mr. Face in that he seems to want to eat your soul….

pancakesandplaid:

didney-worl-no-uta:

I went over to the Yelp! page of Amy’s Baking Company and

oh my god

NOOSE BURGER

i have a feeling amy’s baking company is steadily getting more murderous

cupcakeforger:

buzzfeedceleb:

George Takei responds to fans of traditional marriage.

This man is a god damn national treasure. I love him. 

misandry-mermaid:

rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

Vigorously applauding

tessaviolet:

rustyclanton:

This is one of the most meaningful videos that I have ever seen. Please take time and absorb this. 

this is incredible.

kaciart:

haithinkimfunny:

amorquedate:

callmemeghanxox:

guccier:

oh my god

this is great

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

his dad is a god.

TH EBEST

(Source: bellajynx)

crystalzelda:

ameliaelizabeth:

TIME’s new cover makes me so mad I could write essays about it, but instead I’m going to keep job hunting since in today’s world a university degree means nothing and therefore like much of my generation, I’m stuck choosing between minimum wage jobs and internships that I can’t afford to accept in an attempt to pay off my tens of thousands of dollars worth of student debt.

I’d be interested in reading this article to see exactly what makes us entitled and lazy. Are we lazy because more of us are completing high school and going to college than ever before? Are we entitled because our standard of living is declining? Do we live with our parents because we’re too slothful to leave or is because our education costs are getting steeper and steeper while we’re getting less and less aid?

Tell us, Time Magazine, about how we’re narcissistic little slugs when we’re faced with an economic crisis that resulted in a lowering of our standard of living, an increase in tuition costs and how when we get out of our very expensive schools, more and more of us are going to end up working minimum wage jobs. 

logicallunacy:

Steampunk Corsets from Corset-Story.com.

selfieswithcats:

detectiveintraining:

th1ngsth4tm4k3m3h4ppy:

owlsareraptors:

clockkwork:

shibabear:

GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE SUN SAYS HELLO

OHGOD

I STARED INTO THE VOID

AND THE VOID FUCKING ATE MY FACE OFF

OH GOD

MOON MOON ARE YOU FUCKING OKAY

OHGOD

(Source: teenalphajade)

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